So last night was Rheal and Alice's Canada day party. It was lulz.

Somewhere around 8, Elise and Kayleigh noticed I was sitting then, decided we were best friends, and dragged me upstairs to one of the twins' room. Apparently I impressed them with my ability to do shots without juice. Or something. I got offered one or two kinds of drugs, decline, cigarettes, decline. I dont smoke anything, amazing. This truly shocks them.

We leave the room. We go over to Elise's house. I meet Charity. Kayleigh has to pee. Kayleigh is having boy troubles. We talk about tattoos, we talk about boy problems. We go back over. Up in the room, there is no end to the people. We decide to leave and see if Urquhart is home. He isnt. Kayleigh runs in anyways. Elise follows. I wait outside. A couple minutes later, Kayleigh comes back down with Jon, a guy from Retard Dropout Class. She talks about how awesome he is, how her non relationship sucks. We set off down the street, then she realizes that we were at the house we wanted to be at. We go back. We fumble through the dark so she can go to the washroom. Then we leave. The entire way home she tells me how great I am and how she always talks about how cool I am.

We get back to the house, she gets into a couple arguments with her non boyfriend. We pop around, nothing really imortant happens untill we decide to do swimming. Yeah. 10 drunk kids, swimming. Rock. So people proceed to dive off the house, the siding, doing all manner of back flip and front flip. I was honestly expecting someone to crash their head and die or something. It wouldnt have shocked me. Elise managed to be her drunkest here, despite the water sobering everyone else up. 

Some guy wanted some whiskey, I guess. Wouldnt get the stones to ask. So I did. The answer was no. He decided to moan and bitch to one of the twins for the next ten minutes before I got up in his face about no one wanting to hear his whining. That pissed him and his brother off. Apparently the two of them are highly chuavanistic. Highly. They even get into a fight later because dipshit two thinks some guy (his brother) is gunna hit him 'over a broad'. Nice.

I tucked in around two fifteen. I slept int he couch at 2:40. My back hurts.

Oh. I've been invited to a party on Monday.

This morning, went to school. Dropped off my essay, talked to some teachers, got some assignments for retard drop-out class. Apparently I'm almost failing because he mis-marked some of my stuff. Lolwhatever. Anyways, I got 30 hours off of Ms Collins. She was pretty stellar about it. Then I went over to BCI to get Pearlberg to give me hours. She says she only remembers 6 of the 20 odd hours I gave in. So she bitched at me, told me to re-write the page, and bring it back and she'd give me the hours. I wrote it out, gave it to her, she signed it, bitched some more, and left. I took a look at the sheet and loled. She didnt write in any hour amounts. So I'm totally just putting 20 down.

Noonish, I went over to Frankies. We watched some cartoon type things while she ate a bagel. Then we went downstairs and played some Guitar Hero. I'm decently good at easy mode. x3 Like, 100 combo. OH YEAH. XDD When we went outside around 3:30, the dog found a baby bird, and I rescued it from her. We were debating on what to do with the birdie, when I called mom and she told me to just put it where I found it, and its mom would do the rest. I hope its okay. I got Frankie to join LJ. YEAYNESS LAWLZ. At 5, I biked home, got my purse and such, and headed off.

Where? To the mall. x3 Met up with Tasha and we went to see a moive. The Hulk. x3

It was great. Hulk was all "Hey there. Is this your shoulder bone? WELL IM'MA SHANK YOU WITH IT NOW KTHNX.' and all "GRR HULK SMASH." Also, that town he lived in was cool. It was all built on a mountain like that. Cool shit.

At the end, General Ross is sitting in a bar, shootin' a few back, and I turn to Tasha and go "And this is how Ross became an alky. All this scene needs is Tony Stark." When a beautiful sillhouet darkened the doorway. "Oh wait. There he is."

"You always wear such nice suits, Tony." xDDD

Tony Stark is totally Nick Fury's bitch.


OH!

I never told you about that. I have a gigantic boner for Iron Man now. I saw the movie four times. It was pretty awesome. I want to tap Iron Man. andtonystark. xD

REAL MEN HAVE CAR BATTERIES FOR PACEMAKERS.

Some Guy: Are you sure about this?
Some Other Guy: We've exhausted every other option.
Me: What!? Whaaat? You've exhausted every other option so THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO IS FILL A FUCKING PLANE WITH FUCKING SNAKES. HOW MANY OPTIONS DO YOU THINK THERE ARE OUT THERE?

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Okay then. No back to your regularly scheduled madness.

I saw Vantage Point with Will. It was the shit. DENNIS QUAID NEEDS NO SHOULDERS.

That fucker just LIVES.

Takes a bullet.
Zerg rushes some guy.
Exploded.
Car Chase of amazing
T-Boned by a transport. INTO A WALL.
BULLET TO THE SHOULDER
RUNNING TACKLE
HOLY FUCKING FUCK DENNIS QUAID SETTLE DOWN.

 List of things that should not be slurped;

Tacos
Pirogis

So. Crazy children down the street killing eachother and being fools.

Sounds like a plan.

BRAIN. IMPLOSION. THINGS. KEEP. ROLLING. GAH. GREEEEEEEEN.

-gurgle-

Yeah. Katamari Damacy + Invader Zim = Ahh.

So now I'm onto the bulk of march break. I'm cleaning all day today, then I'm basking in my clean room and reading mangas, like I have every march break for three years. I wanna go to the library. But its closed.