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So if you want to watch a good bad movie, try Death Proof.
Like, really. Theres almost nothing to dislike about that movie. Asides from the lack of common sense. Hot girls by the fucking boat load. Like, really. Vanessa Ferlito giving you a lovely lap dance in the form of Kurt Russel is only marred by the fact that those shorts absolutely kill the vag. And the only real turn off in the entire movie would be the bloodfest of Rose McGowan having her face bashed off a dashboard of suck and fail and four girls getting their respective limbs handed to them. Get this. When Kurt Russel slams his piece of "death-proof" into the girl's cute little vehicular number, you see the scene four times to see every individual horrible death. Charming. After that there is a cute little run around involving two parts RENT, one part Final Destination 3 and one part reality. So, the the first five girls were to make you hate Kurt Russel with all of your reproductive organs and the second part is to take glee as three chicks get knocked around by him and his car and then turn that shit around by chasing his pussy ass down and beating him with a lead pipe, various fists and feet, and a lovely montage to boot. The movie ends with the ever charming Rosario Dawson dropkicking Kurt Russel in the face and the lovely prospect of Mary Elizabeth Winstead's impending rape.
Like, really. Theres almost nothing to dislike about that movie. Asides from the lack of common sense. Hot girls by the fucking boat load. Like, really. Vanessa Ferlito giving you a lovely lap dance in the form of Kurt Russel is only marred by the fact that those shorts absolutely kill the vag. And the only real turn off in the entire movie would be the bloodfest of Rose McGowan having her face bashed off a dashboard of suck and fail and four girls getting their respective limbs handed to them. Get this. When Kurt Russel slams his piece of "death-proof" into the girl's cute little vehicular number, you see the scene four times to see every individual horrible death. Charming. After that there is a cute little run around involving two parts RENT, one part Final Destination 3 and one part reality. So, the the first five girls were to make you hate Kurt Russel with all of your reproductive organs and the second part is to take glee as three chicks get knocked around by him and his car and then turn that shit around by chasing his pussy ass down and beating him with a lead pipe, various fists and feet, and a lovely montage to boot. The movie ends with the ever charming Rosario Dawson dropkicking Kurt Russel in the face and the lovely prospect of Mary Elizabeth Winstead's impending rape.
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