WIDE AWAKE

Scene; Superstore.

I, gracefully, get a cart, park it in the entrance area and walk six feet SIX FEET SIX FEET away. To look at cereal.

Some jerk, who watched me the entire time, just ninja's over, steals my fucking cart, and walks off.

Oh bitch.

I just wanted to search him out, kick him in the back of the knee's and say 'Dont steal my fucking cart, bitch.'