WIDE AWAKE

Oh, and also.

I went to Watchmen opening night, sitting in my usual spot, front row centre, and who do I see coming down the aisle, but Jorge and some of the boys from the comic store. So they sit in a general formation around me, we watch the movie, tra la la.

After the movie, we were waiting at the bus stop when we get to talking about facebook. So I round on Jorge and chastise him for commenting that Im sexy on pictures of me from when I was 16 in plain view where my mom could read them.

I guess the one guy, Dustin, just joined the conversation then, because he starts going at it, asking me what my name was so he could add me and look at my pictures. Um. Creepy. Then somehow we got on the topic of how he's 20, in Highschool and also a virgin. Yeah. Im hot for that one alright.

He then proceeds to spend the next four hours glued to my god damn hip. Fuck. Jorge, he, and myself went over to Tims across from AP to get some food/drink, and this guy just starts on me, doesnt stop hitting on me the entire time. He was also quite a bit handsy, despite my clear disinterest.

Well, he managed to find me on Jorge's friends list, and added me, then found my AIM on my FB, so he added that too.

So he starts messaging me about how Im hot and about how me fiddling with my coffee cup and my drink straw gave him a fucking boner. What the hell? lolknothanks. He kept saying stuff like "Lady, I know when people are hot and you are HOT" and every time he said hot he'd all caps it. Look, hon, but telling a girl that you pretty much jerked it to her drinking tea, well, I know it doesnt quite do it for me.

So after that, he began to say stuff like that I was smart and funny and had a good sense of right and wrong. He clearly wasnt paying attention. And he kept going on and on, so eventually I just logged off, seeyalaterloser.

He e-mailed my facebook about two minutes after that saying "Lol Looks like someone cant take compliments well and has self esteem problems." What? What? Jesus fuck!

Then the next day he starts messaging me again, still on a one track mind about sleeping with me, actually asked if I'd have sex with him, um, no. Then he goes off all "Oh, I have to really like a girl to sleep with her." A, you've never had sex, so you dont know that, B, Maybe the girl should like you back? Just a though.

Then he starts asking if I'd like to go to the movies. And I was pretty much "No. Dont have money for it." So he goes "Well, it'll be like a date, so I'd pay." "Never been on a date before, dont like borrowing money from people." Then he goes "Oh thats fine, we can just go to my place and watch it."

You mean your moms place? Fuck off, buddy.

then he gets on about me giving him an erection AGAIN. And its like buddy, get a fucking clue.

So I out and out tell him that I dont have sex anymore. And of course he's all macho and "hur hur hur I can change your mind."

No. No you cant. Fuck off.

And I know that if I block him, He'll just get Mints or Jorge to message me for him. Im obviously going to need to punch this fucker in the face before he gets it. Not interested.