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 So I've just begun to write a four page thematic essay on the French Revolution. Guhbuh.

I have all the information. I have everything I need. Except one thing.

Sources.

FUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA. FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING EAR.

Jesus H Murphy Christ. All I'm asking for is for you to fucking source your fucking shit. But Noooooooooooooo. You dumb fucking wiki-ites need to make this hard on me. So guess what. I'm just going to source this fucking bitches book. I AM SOURCING A BOOK THAT HAS BEEN OUT FOR 318 YEARS. YES. THAT IS RIGHT.

I AM GOING TO FUCKING CRASH AND BURN AND FAIL BECAUSE WIKI-FUCKING-PEDIA DOESNT SOURCE ITS FUCKING SHIT.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

>.>

Fuck you, Edmund Burke.

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 -headdesk-

At least one of these French Revolution losers is cool.

Mary Wollstonecraft, I want to have your babies. But not the one. 

She gave birth to Mary Shelley. You know the one. The Frankenstein one. Yeah.