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Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you.

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So, mum took me to Wally World this morning. When I got there, I figured I'd indulge in my rabid obsessions hobbies and look into Transformers paraphanelia. Transformers bandaids! Posters! (Bumblebee on his glorious own and all the autobots. I need moar Optimus.) Then I went to the toy section to look into, drumroll please, Transformers toys. There was a display of a bunch of ROTF action figures, and some dude was rifling through them with four or five held in his arms.

When I stood beside him to look at the selection, he started talking to me. First about his Transformers collection, which was fine. He was a bit weird, mid fourties, huge ass glasses, dirty shirt, shorts. I bet there was a hole in the pocket. Anyways, he goes on to say that he almost got the Starscream deluxe figure at Zellers, but they kicked him out before he could buy it. He said that he was banned for 99 years. And do I want to know why? Not really. For two reasons. At this point, I figured he'd say that they kicked him out because of how awesome he was or something, but then he says "They said I murdered my wife!" O_O

He was saying how he hasnt seen his wife in ten years, and she only died two years ago anyway! And I was kind of awkwardly trying to get away. And then he goes "And the other reason was that I stabbed a girl in the neck with a pencil!" and he starts digging in his pocket and pulls out a very sharp, very long pencil and mimes stabbing me with it, laughing. UHHH. And then he starts saying how he would never hurt a girl, and if he and I went someplace private and I tried to fight him, I would win. And then he starts saying how he got into fights all the time against like, fifteen guys and he beat them all up.

At that point, I was so wigged that I put the action figure back, faked a text message and went "Sorry, I'm being called. Gotta run." Then he goes "RUN?" And leans forewards, leering at me, practically breathing on my breasts. And I toured.

Wal-Mart also has the remainder of the Star Trek action figures on sale. I got a Wee!Kirk and a Wee!Spock for three bucks a piece. Pics will be had, and maybe Wee!Kirk and Wee!Spock will have a teaparty with Minihinder and Anubis sometime. =D