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So in my writing class we have these things called Wild Minds. We write solid for five minutes on the whim of a phrase or word. This is my eleventh wild mind.
--Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away--
Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, this was the most horrible star wars reference ever. So fail. I might talk about star wars or star trek or star whatever, but I dont feel like it. Instead, I'm going to talk a bit about pluto, which is significantly closer.
I bet that if Pluto was a person, he'd be pretted pissed off. He's sitting in the back of the class going "Wait. What? I'm a /dwarf/ now?" and stomping his foot because that damn Jupiter is laughing at him again. And whats with Saturn? We get. Your engaged. WE. GET. IT. really.
But at least Pluto can make fun of Uranus. EVERYONE can make fun of Uranus. Well. Except Earth. She's kinda dirty.
Then theres Mars. Why does he always pick on Neptune? What did she ever do to him? and does he not realize that Venus is cheating on him with Mercury? Those girls could be more obvious if they had signs saying 'TeeHee LESBIANS!'
And Mr. Sun is oblivious. That man cant teach worth a damn. He just kinda stands there and glares at the lot of them.
You know what. I think Pluto is perfectly fine if they think he's a dwarf. He's going to make his own damn solar system and those losers arent invited.
Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, this was the most horrible star wars reference ever. So fail. I might talk about star wars or star trek or star whatever, but I dont feel like it. Instead, I'm going to talk a bit about pluto, which is significantly closer.
I bet that if Pluto was a person, he'd be pretted pissed off. He's sitting in the back of the class going "Wait. What? I'm a /dwarf/ now?" and stomping his foot because that damn Jupiter is laughing at him again. And whats with Saturn? We get. Your engaged. WE. GET. IT. really.
But at least Pluto can make fun of Uranus. EVERYONE can make fun of Uranus. Well. Except Earth. She's kinda dirty.
Then theres Mars. Why does he always pick on Neptune? What did she ever do to him? and does he not realize that Venus is cheating on him with Mercury? Those girls could be more obvious if they had signs saying 'TeeHee LESBIANS!'
And Mr. Sun is oblivious. That man cant teach worth a damn. He just kinda stands there and glares at the lot of them.
You know what. I think Pluto is perfectly fine if they think he's a dwarf. He's going to make his own damn solar system and those losers arent invited.